15 Amazing, Incredible And Hilarious Facts About…

… Meeee (um obviously!)

So, last month I wrote an About Me page with some rather funny and interesting facts about me. Now, I don’t think many of you have seen this page, because, well let’s be honest – it’s hilarious, and if more people had seen it I would have WAY more comments and likes on it right?

But I get it. You like the convenience of the posts turning up in your email inbox, clicking on the new post and clicking off again. Hey I do too! There’s no shame in admitting it.

I have therefore decided today to give you the honour of bringing this information right to your doorstep (I’m nice like that 😉 )

For those who ‘think’ they have read my about me page… look again.

So here goes:

  1. I don’t really like people. I want to live in the middle of nowhere, on a lake, surrounded by nothing but nature. Away from the dull and shallow crap that seems to give everyone else so much joy.
  2. I’m not keen on change. It makes me anxious…
  3. But not half as much as staying still does! I cannot stand feeling ‘stagnant’. There is too much to explore, too much life to live to stay in the same place. You might say I have itchy feet.
  4. This year, is the year of the big 3-0. But this doesn’t scare me half as much as turning 25 did (quarter life crisis anyone?)
  5. I am also getting married in July (5 days before I leave my 20s behind!)
  6. And then we go travelling for 3 months…See. Itchy feet.
  7. I am THE clumsiest person in the world, to the point I used to have to drink out of a water bottle at work in order to safeguard the company’s property against my spillages.
  8. I wear my heart on my sleeve and get hurt often…but I wouldn’t have it any other way as it’s how I’ve met some of the most amazing people in my life!
  9. I dream of emigrating to a hot country. I love the changing seasons but every year I feel the lack of sun draining me like a battery. My shine (because I’m a Star dahhling) needs charging up!
  10. My worst quality is that I think I’m funny when I’m not (curse of being German).
  11. My best quality is that I am hilarious (obviously…)
  12. In my opinion the worst quality in someone is lying – we all make mistakes; only cowards have to lie.
  13. The best quality is loyalty. Something I’ve learned is very hard to find!
  14. I studied Law and wanted to be a solicitor. It didn’t work out. But there is a reason for that. I was meant for other things 😉

And last but certainly not least….(drumroll please)

I am more excited about having kittens than I am about having children. I’d like both, but when my fiancé talks about getting me a kitten, I make this really high-pitched screech of excitement that can only be heard by dogs, ironically. Also, cats keep away spiders. Children don’t.

But I promise it’s not as bad as this

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